Grounds for Insanity

Rhonda Schrock is the author and creator of “Grounds for Insanity,” a weekly column that was published in The Goshen News from 2007 to 2014. “Grounds” showcased Rhonda’s life as the mother of four growing, mischievous boys and the wife of their stalwart, blue-eyed father. For seven years, readers were entertained and enthralled by her tales from The Three. Her columns are archived here.

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Jun 04, 2013

No voting centers, but battle lines drawn when parents outnumbered

It was a headline that caught my eye. “Where should vote centers be?” it read. And beneath in smaller print, this: “Parties agree on several locations, others still up in

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May 28, 2013

From “teef” to graduations, life is full of firsts and lasts

What a deal that was. Graduating a kid from college is not nothing. It’s not, especially when it’s your first buckaroo. And when First Buckaroo is the first of a

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May 21, 2013

Marriage is like coffee–a blend of nouns and verbs

“We need to coffee again. And yes. That’s a verb.” Such was the note that I slipped to a friend the other day. I know where Mr. Webster put it.

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May 14, 2013

Message to grads: in times of transition, trust God

On a bright and sunny Sunday, it happened. There we were, sitting up in the bleachers. And there they came, a line of black-robed, tasseled graduates processing into the gym.

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Apr 30, 2013

Mother happy ‘at’ juicy details, but not the shenanigans

Driving along on the way to church, he chirps it from his throne behind Daddy. “My teacher was happy at me.” It’s the Cheerful Little Cricket, our newest scholar who

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Apr 23, 2013

Prime time may not be ready for this family–or those numbers

It reads like a novel. Some days, a tragedy; others, a comedy, but always a volatile plot line. A friend, observing the action, said, “You should make a sitcom about

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Apr 16, 2013

“Israelites” look to flee “Egypt,” unhappy over rules

It was the second time through that did it. I’d found it once already, counted it up and gave it back. A day or two later, kneeling on the rug

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Apr 09, 2013

In marriage, it’s North and South, spicy and sweet

I could scarcely believe it. Why, it was hardly American, not to love it like that. To skip it right over, to pass it right up. To go for the

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Apr 02, 2013

Old phone fades, replaced by VSP (Very Smart Phone) in mother’s BOP

For months, it had nestled there in the pocket on the back. Upstairs and down, wherever The Girl went, it had gone as well. To the back room, doing laundry.

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Mar 26, 2013

Criss cross, applesauce–Mama brings simplicity to Congress

Sitting in the back of the room, I heard her say it. “Criss cross. On your bottoms!” It was Little Schrock’s pretty, blonde and cheerful teacher. Settling into the now-familiar

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