Why, oh, why can’t I have a boring, unimaginative mind? Some of you have got it made. You just take life as it comes. You don’t borrow trouble by worrying

Fuzzy math strikes again. Judging by the sounds that issued then through the door, so did Big Brother.

‘Government guy’: Long, complicated question. Eleven year old: “Huh?” ‘Government guy’: “In other words, are you for health care reform?” Eleven year old, in his laid-back drawl: “Probably not.” ‘Government

After last week’s grim look at some of our bad habits over here, I realized there was one I missed. If you’ve read the column for any length of time,