The Infamous Joke
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A young man was hired to be the new lion tamer for the circus. As the old lion tamer was training him in, the young man said, “What do I do if the lion comes after me?”
“Poke him with a chair,” said the old tamer.
“What if that doesn’t work?” queried the nervous new hire.
“Well, then you crack your whip at him,” he said.
“But what if that doesn’t work, either?” The new guy was still nervous.
“Then you grab the pile behind you and throw it at him,” advised the experienced tamer.
“What pile?”
“Oh, there’ll be one!”