The Schrocks have a strange notion about what is considered “good news” lately

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X-ray called yesterday and said that Jordan has a Bennett fracture and needs to see an orthopedist. Hopefully this means a cast and no surgery. If you want to see a 40-year-old mother of four turning cartwheels over this “good news,” line up in the drive and I’ll put on a production. This would, in a twisted way, be very good news when the alternative is surgery.

So, I’m holding my breath to see what he actually says.

As in yesterday’s column, I’ve never heard of a female Homo sapien actually eating her own, but I’m thinking there may be a first time. And real shortly, too.

P.S. – Darn tootin’ I can still turn a cartwheel!

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